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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #048: The Instant SEO Audit
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #048: The Instant SEO Audit

THE PROBLEM Your SEO strategy is a spreadsheet someone started and nobody finished. You know you need an SEO plan. But between...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #049: The AI-Proof Your Brand
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #049: The AI-Proof Your Brand

THE PROBLEM AI is answering questions about your brand. You have no idea what it's saying. ChatGPT, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews —...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #050: The GTM-in-an-Hour
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #050: The GTM-in-an-Hour

THE PROBLEM Your launch plan is a Slack thread and a prayer. You're launching something new. There's a date on the calendar....

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #046: The Video Template
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #046: The Video Template

THE PROBLEM Starting a video from scratch is the worst part. You know the style you want. You’ve seen examples. But translating...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #044: The Transformation
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #044: The Transformation

THE PROBLEM The before-and-after needs to be dramatic. Not just different — dramatic. You have the before. You have the after. But...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #045: The Prototype Demo
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #045: The Prototype Demo

THE PROBLEM The product demo needs to look real. The product does not exist yet. The prototype is in development. The investor...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #043: The Visual Story
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #043: The Visual Story

THE PROBLEM You need a visual story. Not a slideshow — a story. The narrative is compelling. The data supports it. But...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #042: The Campaign Video
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #042: The Campaign Video

THE PROBLEM The campaign needs video. The budget says no. TV-quality campaign video: scriptwriter, director, crew, talent, location, post-production. Six weeks. Five...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #040: The Photo-to-Film
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #040: The Photo-to-Film

THE PROBLEM You have a photo. You need it to move. The product shot is perfect. The hero image is stunning. But...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #041: The AI Spokesperson
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #041: The AI Spokesperson

THE PROBLEM Your spokesperson costs more per hour than your entire AI budget. Professional talent. Studio time. Teleprompter. Multiple takes. Post-production. For...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #039: The Perfect Length
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #039: The Perfect Length

THE PROBLEM The video is perfect. It is also 3 seconds too short. The AI generated exactly what you wanted. Except it’s...

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read
Messy Middle Helpline — Case #038: The Creative Vision
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #038: The Creative Vision

THE PROBLEM You have a creative vision. The AI has different plans. You described the exact shot: camera angle, lighting, mood, movement....

gimmefy · Apr 13 · 2 min read