
The Messy Middle #040: Temperature Check
Derek swears by Claude. Jordan is a GPT loyalist. Priya discovered Gemini. Three weeks of model comparison later, the brief is still...
AI marketing satire that hits too close to home.

Derek swears by Claude. Jordan is a GPT loyalist. Priya discovered Gemini. Three weeks of model comparison later, the brief is still...

Maya hires three consultants. Gets three contradictory positioning strategies. Spends $38,000. Meanwhile, Priya quietly asks one question and gets a framework that...

Maya says 'audio's the easy part.' Derek discovers Thai has a tonal correction process that takes six rounds. The entire royalty-free library...

Maya says 'just use AI — should take an afternoon.' Derek discovers he's not making a video, he's managing a coalition of...

Every piece of content goes through 6 people before it sees daylight. By the time it's approved, the trend is dead, the...

You built a beautifully AI-designed, emotionally resonant brand campaign. Then the research came in: 40% of consumers are broke. Your marketing direct...

Finance sends an email asking to itemize the team's AI tool subscriptions for Q2 audit. What starts as a simple task turns...

The same piece of content needs to exist in 6 different formats: blog post, LinkedIn carousel, email newsletter, Instagram caption, internal brief,...

47 blog posts this month. 0.3% CTR. Content calendar full. Pipeline empty. The illusion that more content equals more results when there's...

Maya needs to present the team's 'AI strategy' to the board. The strategy is: 'we use AI.' That's it. But it needs...

Welcome to the agency AI tool graveyard. You bought 12 subscriptions. None of them share context. And now your clients are asking...

IT discovers marketing has been pasting client data into 4 different free AI tools. Nobody encrypted anything. The team's response? 'Everyone does...