
Messy Middle #028: Zero Click Search
Maya demands a 3,000-word SEO thought leadership piece. Priya tries to explain that Google's AI Overviews just answer the question without linking...
AI marketing satire that hits too close to home.

Maya demands a 3,000-word SEO thought leadership piece. Priya tries to explain that Google's AI Overviews just answer the question without linking...

The quarterly offsite that could've been an email. Two days. A hotel conference room. 47 Post-its. One 'breakthrough insight' that everyone already...

The meeting that could have been a Slack message. The Slack message that could have been silence. The silence that would have...

8 months. 47 rounds of feedback. A logo that looks almost identical to the old one because every stakeholder had veto power....

The team spent $40K on an AI analytics dashboard with 47 custom views. Nobody has logged in since the onboarding demo. Derek...

'Can you just quickly build a dashboard?' Five words that have destroyed more weekends than any other sentence in the English language....

You spent three hours on that pie chart. Your boss glanced at it for 45 seconds and said 'can you just send...

Every new model announcement triggers a full stack rebuild, destroying months of prompt tuning and team muscle memory. The model merry-go-round: where...

Your team picked one AI model six months ago. Now 47 better ones exist. Every new model means 3 sprints of integration...

Finance finally asks: 'what are we actually paying for?' The team discovers they have 11 AI subscriptions, 4 of which do the...

Your brand voice lives in 17 different places: a Google Doc, a Notion page, three different AI tools, someone's email signature, and...

A marketer types into ChatGPT: 'Write me a social post for our new product launch.' Gets a generic post that sounds like...