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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #003: The Clone Army

A/B testing on Friday. Need 10 ad variations. Designer quit yesterday. Brand files: missing. The Multi-Variant Ad Creator hack.

gimmefy · Apr 5 · 2 min read
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #002: The Spreadsheet Lullaby

Board meeting in two hours. Dashboard still looks like a 2003 Excel file. The Data Viz Hub hack that turns boring charts...

gimmefy · Apr 4 · 2 min read
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Messy Middle Helpline — Case #001: The Fifty-Three Rectangles

One approved hero image. Fifty-three platform sizes needed. Designer on leave. Deadline: today. The Campaign Asset Scaler hack that ends resize syndrome...

gimmefy · Apr 3 · 1 min read