Apr 12, 2026
D2C beauty brand
Picked the Competitor Roast. Built a campaign storyboard live.
"More strategic critique in 15 minutes than we got from our last agency review."
/escape · the only place we ask for anything
The kettle is on.
Three doors. One corridor. Pick the one that fits your week. We write back the same day — usually within an hour, usually with a question, never with an auto-responder.
most picked
door 01
A 60-minute workshop, on us.
A bespoke session for your team. We bring the four layers, you bring the messy middle. By minute 30 you'll be quoting us at each other in Slack.
Book a date →door 02
The next webinar.
Group session, 45 minutes, live on Luma. Drop in, watch us run the audit and roast on a brand from the audience, take the deck home. No "are you ready to transform?" moments. We promise.
RSVP on Luma →door 03
Just send me details.
Name. Company. One free-text field if you want to tell us what you're working on. No phone number. No firstborn. We write back the same day.
Send me details →What you leave with
Seven things in your inbox within 24 hours.
01
Your Messy Middle audit score
Six symptoms scored, with comparison to other teams we have audited.
02
Three strategists' takes on a brand of your choice
Sharp written critique on yours — or a competitor's. Your call.
03
A real, finished marketing artifact
Built live on your brand. Pick the format: deck, ad, landing page, infographic, campaign brief, comic.
04
A 14-day custom Brand World
The vault we built for you in advance. Yours to keep using.
05
The 4 Pillars Blueprint
A vendor-agnostic framework for your AI marketing function. Apply it with anyone.
06
The full session recording
For the team members who couldn't make it. Cut into clips on request.
07
For agencies: a path to running this under your brand
If you want to take the same workshop to your clients — fully white-labeled — we'll show you how.
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The structure
Six parts. Same skeleton. Different session.
013 min
Confessions
We open by admitting our worst marketing screw-up. Your team admits theirs in chat. The room loosens up before any slides appear.
0210 min
The Live Audit
Score your team against six symptoms — Tab Graveyard, Groundhog Day, Collaboration Fantasy, Model Treadmill, Handoff Tax, Brand Voice Lottery. Most teams land between 45 and 65 out of 80.
0315 min
The Roast
Three AI strategists — think Rory Sutherland, Seth Godin, Gary Vaynerchuk — debate a brand of your choice. Live, on stage, with opinions. Yours, or a competitor's.
0415–20 min
The Speedrun
A campaign that normally takes 2–3 weeks gets executed live in 15 minutes. On your brand. Pick the artifact: deck, ad film, landing page, infographic, campaign brief, comic strip.
0510 min
One Big Reveal
While the Speedrun cooks, we show you one principle that will change how your team uses AI. The model battle, the context reveal, the voice atlas, or the instant spokesperson — picked to match your team's stated problem.
0610 min
The Reveal & Open Mic
The Speedrun output appears. We hand you the framework — one slide, ninety seconds, yours to keep. Then questions. The session ends when the last hand goes down.
Before the session
48 to 72 hours of invisible homework.
The moment you book, we start building your Brand World. Quietly.
A custom Brand Vault
Loaded with your guidelines, tone, audience, and product.
A Memory Vault
Live data sources for your industry, ready to inform the session.
A pre-tested Roast prompt
Three Maestros pre-rehearsed against your brand or your competitor.
A pre-warmed Speedrun
So the campaign actually completes in the 15 minutes we promise.
An audit drawn from your world
Examples that fit your industry, not generic SaaS clichés.
A co-host matched to your sector
A second senior gimmefy host with industry instincts that fit.
You won't see it happen — you'll just feel it on the day. And the Brand World is yours to keep for 14 days, free, no commitment.
Who books this
In-house teams and agencies. Different reasons. Same session.
For marketing teams
An hour your team will actually thank you for.
Heads of Marketing, CMOs, brand leads, content teams, full marketing functions of 5 to 50+. You bring your team. We bring the session. Your brand gets the audit, the roast, and the speedrun.
You leave with the artifacts in your inbox, a Brand World loaded with your stuff, and a framework for ending the AI chaos your team has been quietly suffering through.
Request a session for your team →
For agencies
Use it for your team. Then run it for your clients.
Marketing service providers, agencies of all sizes, consultancies. Book the session for your own team first — same workshop, free, by request.
Then we'll show you how to run this exact session for your clients on a fully white-labeled gimmefy. Your platform, your branding, your secret sauce. We build, you deliver, your clients never see us.
Read the white label angle →
White Label
Your brand. Your platform. Your clients never see us.
If you're an agency, this session can do double duty. Run it once for your team — then take the same workshop to your clients on a fully white-labeled gimmefy that adapts to your stack, your team, your structure, and your secret sauce. End-to-end customised.
Your branded platform
Your logo, your domain, your colours, your tone — across every screen.
Your custom Maestros
Bring your proprietary methodologies. We build them into named AI strategists only your clients see.
Your custom Playbooks
Your firm's signature workflows, codified into multi-stage Playbooks your team and clients run on demand.
Your stack, integrated
We adapt the platform to your existing tools, data sources, and team structure. No rip-and-replace.
Unlimited clients & users
No per-seat pricing. Ever. Bring as many client workspaces and team members as you need.
Live in days
From signed paperwork to your branded login page is typically a matter of days, not months.
The only white-label white label AI infrastructure for marketing · 0 competitors · we looked, twice.
A note
This isn't a "white label coming soon" page. Eight agency partners are live in production today. Your platform can be live in days, not months.
The session diary
Every session, briefly logged.
Brand names stay private unless they say otherwise. The pattern is the point.
Recent sessions
Apr 9, 2026
B2B SaaS team
Picked the Brand Roast. Built a 12-slide investor narrative deck.
"The most fun I've had in a meeting in two years."
Apr 5, 2026
Multi-brand FMCG group
Brand Roast on one of three brands. Built a launch landing page concept.
"Sending this clip to my CEO."
Apr 2, 2026
Independent agency
Booked twice — first for the team, then a follow-up on white label setup.
"We are switching three retainers onto your platform."
Coming up
Apr 18, 2026
SaaS team
Confirmed.
Apr 22, 2026
D2C apparel brand
Confirmed.
Apr 25, 2026
Marketing agency
Confirmed. White label conversation included.
Apr 29, 2026
Healthcare brand
Confirmed.
Notes from the room
What teams say after.
Best 90 minutes my team has spent this year.
Head of Marketing · B2B SaaS
I expected a webinar. I got a masterclass.
CMO · D2C beauty
My team is still quoting the AI strategist who roasted our tagline.
Marketing Director · multi-brand FMCG
We came for the session. We stayed for the white label conversation.
Founder · independent agency
Stop reading this and book it.
VP Marketing · agency
The Brand World we got at the end is what we are using on Monday.
Marketing Lead · healthcare
Things people ask
FAQ.
Is it really free?
Yes. Always. It isn't a trial — it's the workshop.
How fast can we book?
We hold 2–3 slots a week. Lead time is typically 1–2 weeks because we spend 48–72 hours before each session building your Brand World.
Can my whole team join?
Bring 5 people or 50. We don't charge per seat. We don't charge at all.
What if I don't want our brand roasted?
Pick a competitor. Same critique, different target. Equally useful. Most teams do the competitor first, then ask for their own at the end.
Will you build something specific to us?
Yes. Every session comes with a custom Brand World built 48–72 hours in advance. You won't see it being built. You'll feel it on the day.
What's in it for agencies?
Two things. First, the same session for your own team, free. Second, after the session we can show you how to run the same workshop for your clients on a fully white-labeled gimmefy. More on white label →
Do you do this in person?
For some teams, yes. Tell us where you are and we'll see what's possible.
Can we record it?
We record it for you. Sent within 24 hours along with everything else.
What happens after?
You get the goodie bag, the recording, and the Brand World. Then we go quiet. If you want to talk more, you'll know where to find us.
Door 02 · Next webinar
The next session is on Luma.
45 minutes, live. We run the audit and roast on a brand from the audience, build the speedrun, then take questions until the last hand drops. Calendar invite, recording link and the deck come straight from Luma.
RSVP on Luma →Opens in a new tab. We don't see your details until you join the room.
Whichever door you pick, here's what doesn't happen next: a five-touch nurture sequence, a discovery call about a discovery call, a salesperson named Brad. Here's what does: a real reply, from a real person, sometimes still in their slippers.
Or skip the corridor entirely and try the platform yourself —log in to gimmefy →